Emergency Exit
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If you for any reason believe that your cover is blown, take this exit.
This is an emergency chute that may deploy unpredictably. It will get you out of here.
Quickly take off your shoes and jump..
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Into the Escape Chute
Excuse Our Dust
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While we're working on Buzz's Safe House, we've had to disable some of the booby traps
and land mines. We know that this may be an inconvience, so we've enabled this passage
back to the Safe House. You can use it now, but don't make this a habbit.
Go on--get outta here..
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Cake Walk to the Safe House
Safe House Tour
Let's get right to these documents..
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Tour the Documents
Hi Fi Rack
Diplomatic Immunity by
WackyWebWorks
™
Espinage Division 1996
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SECRET!
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY:
Ease over to the unattended copier and glance carefully at the floor. Reflected
in the black linoleum you'll see the ceiling cameras silently watching for anything suspicious.
Continue on to the copier and scan the papers that you see. There buried in the loose sheets
you will find a folder marked
SENSITIVE DOCUMENTS.
Carefully lean over the copier to mask the overhead camera. Pretend to
sort the papers. Casually open the folder and look inside. Be prepared for a shock--
The contents of these documents will convince you that in the interest of National Security,
you must memorize as many as possible.
As usual, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your activities,
should you be caught or captured. You're on your own.
Quickly choose a document and find a place to read it..
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VIRTUAL APARITIONS: Time Travel and physical dimentions seem to
make up rules of their own. This is an account of a virtual character,
CodeName: RUBY BEGONIA. She is involved in a major episode involving
an astounding futuristic war ship and her crew. Could this be the end of
Science as we know it?
Quickly pull this document and head to Ten Forward to read it.
Look unimportant. Blend in..
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SENSITIVE DOCUMENT: "Boldly Goin'"
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MIND CONTROL: Is it possible? If we are somehow capable of
living again and again as the spiritual types claim, why are
we committed to stupidly starting over and over again from scratch?
This little story takes a shot at the basic theory behind all this.
Due to the nature of this document, take it into the
utility room and drop it in the stainless steel sink to read it.
Grab your flashlight and ease this hot doc into your jacket.
Nobody is watching. OK. NOW..
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SENSITIVE DOCUMENT: "Straight to L"
SECRET!
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY:
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