Safe House Safe Links

Escape Hatch
Use this back link to return to Buzz's Safe House. Be sure you have your badge number handy. You'll need it to get past STIFF..
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Autonomous Bus

If you have a problem re-entering the Safe House, get in this bus for a quick ride to the Embassy Underground Garage. Q will be waiting to give you a retinal scan.

Don't touch the controls. This bus is programmed with an autonomous artifical intelligence package written in C++ by 645 coders with college degrees. We are really proud of our Autonomous Bus. The project was enormous. The exe itself needs 45 Megs just to start the engine!

Hurry--I think it wants to go on a break..

To the Underground Garage
Autonomous Bus: DO NOT TOUCH CONTROLS
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Bus Horn
 

Safe House Tour

We were only kidding about leaving. How would you get back, anyway? This is the end of the Tour. It will be much longer as the Safe House opens up.

Let's get back to Buzz and Gina and head you into your bunk--you're looking tired. See you at 0430, and Thanks for all the laughs!..

Tour back to the Lounge

Midi Mind Mangler

Theme Two
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Mission: Impossible!


Diplomatic Immunity by WackyWebWorks
Espinage Division 1996

SECRET!    FOR YOUR EYES ONLY:

Field Operations--LEAVE NO TRACKS

You must take out any windows you generate on the outside. Use the target provided in the upper right corner of the client you are leaving. Be precise. No one must know of your departure. Leave no outside window standing. Your standard issue Mouser is best suited for this cleaning.

My good friend Gerard from my DoD days is always working on something interesting. CodeName: CLEANER. He's a Troglodite operative specializing in dark scientific projects. Tell him I sent you. Don't mention the SLESS project--He's still sensitive to loud sounds.

Walk straight to his door. Keep your hands out of your pockets, and don't look up. His partner will be on the roof. CodeName: SWEEPER. She's good with small arms, and packs a real surprizer. She really likes war games, and doesn't differentiate left from right. When asked, give the password, "Baaah-ram-ewe".

Gerard Forsberg


Here's another operative you might want to keep in your front sight. CodeName: PATTY-BOOP. High society mole who doesn't like staying underground, if you know what I mean. Be sure to use the password, "Hi Mom!"

If you get asked to join the Party, you'd damn well better be on time and know how to smile a lot. Yeah, you'd better do it--you have no choice but to comply. Bring your Minox and leave your Walther in the car. The other "guests" will amaze you. If you know anything about POLITICS, POWER, HIGH SOCIETY, BIG BUCKS, GOOD WINE, and FINE ART, you'll live through the evening.

She's posing as a portrait artist, specializing in heads of state, top executives, powerful people, real pretty women, and some things I just can't tell you about. Smile when you see her work, and try not to look too interested. You don't want to blow her cover.

Oh--and don't forget to make eye contact with her co-operative, Siler. CodeName: DADDY-BOB. He's got connections in places too hot to mention here. We've seen him tumble a big organization in just a matter of weeks, so don't look "inefficient", if you get my drift. Use the password, "Hi Dad!"

He likes to play the piano. You'd be smart keeping your eyes on the ivories when he's playing, and try not to lean on the Steinway. I've heard that there's a lot of extra room in there.

You're entering a classy URL, so be cool, use a coaster, and keep it clean: The place is crawling with big guys with no necks..

Patricia Burnett/Robert Siler

SECRET!    FOR YOUR EYES ONLY:

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